Art Murmur

TGIF

I don't care if the term is no longer used in science any longer; I have a bout of neurosis every now and again, and when I have neurosis, I'm damn well going to use the word.

Do you want to know a good way to scare the living baby Jesus out of me?

Drive an American-made car down a forty-degree pitched slope at a stop sign with a highway at it's intersection--a highway in all it's nut case traffic--and then slam on your breaks when you are exactly 4.8 feet from the stop sign. Continue to drive, while talking a lot with your hands, and avoid holding the steering wheel as you cross over the center line and then drive back over to the shoulder.

Then proceed to tell me how much you like it here in the U.S.

posted by Laurel @ 10/07/2005 03:35:00 PM