Top 10 reasons to watch The Apprentice: Martha Stewart
10. It's Martha Stewart, who wouldn't want to watch this woman in all her glory and sweater sets?9. When dipshit Jim called his pregnant wife, he told her "good luck with your task" when wishing her well with the birth of his child.
8. Dawn was just voted off tonight.
7. The Eurythmics rule.
6. Martha Stewart, for some reason, has a really hard time carrying out the Trump "You're Fired" drama, so instead tells the expelled member of the group "you just don't fit in, but wait!...some fresh cut tulips for your farewell..."
5. She writes each loser a Dear John letter.
4. Howie.
3. The introduction includes everyone's pictures laid out among fabric swatches and paint samples to "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This" (see no. 7)
2. Martha wears sweater sets and pearls.
1. Ms. Stewart is still convinced that she does all the gardening and housekeeping in her own homes, telling the team members: "I have never quit a job in my life!"
posted by Laurel @ 10/12/2005 10:59:00 PM
1 Comments:
I love Martha's Apprentice, too! The best part of the show, though, happens the next morning when Martha chats with (i.e., disses) the "fired" Apprentice on her daytime show.
Pics of Dawn's hilariously awkward appearance here!
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