Art Murmur

just one of those days

Tonight, after I had just gotten back from the grocery store, (as usual) I had to run straight to the bathroom to pee. So I had dropped everything right inside the door, ran to the bathroom unzipping my pants and doing the pee dance all at once. I am very good at the pee dance, by the way. I've often held it for so long that I literally break dance into Billy Jean, sitting on the toilet just in time to yell "IS NOT MY LOVER" !

So after my bathroom break, I came out of the loo with my pants still unzipped, because after a long day at class (and usually work) I like to change into my FAT pants. But before that, I had to put away my refridgerated goods from Whole Foods. My pants are still open.

So then I decide I want to clean my bathroom, the kitchen floor, and vacuum the living room. After getting side tracked by all these fun cleaning projects, I forgot that my pants are still open. So I light some candles, rearrange my room, my sock drawer, the usual...and I realize I do not know where I put my purse.

Thirty mintes after this realization, I walk into the hall finding my purse spewed all over the entry way, my cell phone on the steps, my keys near the kitchen, and an entire bag of groceries, melting away, laying on its side.

Now THIS is what you call a String Cheese Incident. Talk about a Pee Emergency.

posted by Laurel @ 11/10/2005 08:37:00 PM